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NOTICE FOR USELESS INVENTING

The difficulty of street parking in crowded cities can be ammeliorated by automobiles whose wheels can spin 180 degrees. This will allow cars to move sideways like a crab does. Parallel parking will be replaced by something that is easier to learn and more robust.

So, GM, listen up. This is your chance to avoid bankruptcy. You know how delicious crabs are, don’t you? This is your chance to make customers hungry for your cars.

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